Nice article! Couldn't agree with you more.

By the way, why doesn't your house have your avatar painted on the front of it? This would make it much easier for me to remember where it is.

Also, I have eaten catfish before. They are as hard to cook correctly (in order to get them tasting good) as they are to see in bright colours.

And i don't know what 'cromulent' means without looking it up, but 'colours' is clearly a Canadian spelling of the word.